These aren't your father's skate decks.

Then again, maybe they are.

If he buys one, then I guess they are.

But nevermind that. Welcome to Substance Skates. The sassiest, sexiest, most subversive, scintillating, downright stupifyingly sublime skate decks this side of Sarasota. So step up, slap yourself silly and submit to the shame of not owning one.

Look to the left if you like, and lick a little at our links of long-lasting lumber. You'll thrill at the thought of the thrashing of them.